Fat Asian Ass

She's the one who said it, not me. “I can't get my big fat Asian ass out of the car seat without almost prying it out.” I didn't think she was really that big, but she kept putting herself down, as if having a big ass was bad. “Oh no,” she'd bemoan, “I can't get my big fat Asian ass into that dress. It's only a size four and I'm at least a five or six. Don't you have something bigger that looks small when it's on?”

I finally met her mother and soon learned where she got all her put downs from. We'd be coming in their house for dinner and her mother would say, “Get your big fat Asian ass over here and give me a hand setting the table.” Or once, when we went out for dinner, her mother said, “You better stop eating so much food or your fat Asian ass is going to grow as big as a pumpkin. Why do you eat so much? Don't you ever look in the mirror at your big fat Asian ass?”