Hot Asian Ass

“Let's go to Hong Kong and get some hot Asian ass,” my friend Arnie hollered from the bathroom. “The roundtrip tickets are only about five hundred each. We could leave on Friday and be back by Monday morning in time for work. I heard from Chris that they've got some really hot Asian ass downtown and girls love to give it away if you don't mind buying them dinner and showing them a good time.”

“That's hogwash,” I yelled back through the door. “There's as much hot Asian ass here in Chicago as there is in Hong Kong and it doesn't cost a thing, unless you're into prostitutes, which is the last thing I want to be doing. Hell, you know Rebecca has always liked you and if there's anybody with a hot Asian ass just waiting for you it's her. Why don't you call her up and save yourself five-hundred smackers?”